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squad wipe

when a guy hu with the whole friend group.
“yo timmy ran a squad wipe on their whole group
by glizzydemon September 3, 2020
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Wet-wipe

The worst insult on the planet, even more harmful than the classic ‘ur mom gay’. Not even a ‘no u’ can deflect this insult. Instant death guaranteed.
Person: haha your ginger
Me: shush you wet-wipe
Person: (keels over and dies)
by annoying.ginger July 22, 2018
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on faith no wiper

A bowel movement that is so solid and so smooth that you have the utmost confidence that it did not leave any remnants in your crack.... thus leaving you to assume that wiping would merely be a waste of time.
My poop was so great that I chalked it up as an on faith no wiper. Boy was I wrong, I should have wiped. Lucky for me I was wearing brown underwear.
by wordman55 September 3, 2013
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Bonus Wipe

After deficating, one wipes his/her anus and notices that the toilet paper is completely clean. No need to wipe any further, that pooper is clean.
You know I really hate it when I have a case of the squirts because the toilet paper runs out quick. But when I do get them I know a bonus wipe is just around the corner. I just say to myself, "What goes around comes around my friend, you'll be repaid in time..."
by Stevie Y December 21, 2004
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winedine69

WineDine69 is an evening of wine and dinner followed by intimacy. In other words a perfect date. Taken literally, it would mean going on a date where two people would enjoy a lovely dinner in a cosy or plush restaurant, together with wine or champagne, flirt throughout the evening, and then enjoy indulging in a sixty-nine position. Hence the name WineDine69 meaning exactly that - wine, dine and then 69!
People enjoy getting on well on a night out where the chemistry is sparkling, the wine is flowing and the flirting is magical. Many meet others online for exactly such evenings for example at www.winedine69.co.uk which is a very appropriate name for the definition given above!
by xbob May 9, 2009
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Wired dozen

18. Invented by Wired 96.5 Philadelphia, who play at least eighteen songs in a row without commercials, AKA a "Wired dozen"
I drank a Wired dozen BooKoos over the course of the month.
by Hand Hanzo March 1, 2005
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10 Wiper

The number of wipes to rid ones ass after a nasty shit. Usually follows the day after consuming large amounts of beer (also know as beer shits).
1. I ate some Taco Bell last night and it gave me a 10 wiper.

2. What took you so long in the bathroom?

I just had a 10 wiper
by DB in MO October 19, 2008
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