whack a doo

Strange; Displaying odd behavior or bad judgement as a result of drug usage.

I was trying to talk sense to John, but he was whack a doo.

by getzalot September 1, 2009

Whack Pussy

When you are fucking a woman for 3 and a half hours and can't nut no matter how hot/tight she is cause dat pussy whack as fuck.

I was fuckin' her for 3 and a half hours and couldn't cum cause she got whack pussy.

by Dãn December 29, 2017

Whack the cat

-Female masturbation
-(Also can refer to feline discipline in effort to reduce undesirable kitty habits such as knocking breakables from raised surfaces)

"Sometimes you just gotta whack the cat" -Lucy

by Fry5o January 23, 2017

whack job

A complete loon-ball. A crazy person. Nut-Job.

He's nuts. A complete and total whack job.

by Devious Steve O May 30, 2006

Whack-o-lantern

A jack-o-lantern someone's whacked it into

This jack-o-lantern smells funny... cuz it's a whack-o-lantern!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 3, 2018

whack your pud

To whack your pud is to choke the chicken, beat the meat, polish the pole, playing with your magic johnson, arm aerobics, bashing the bishop, be your own best friend, check the plumbing, shoot the sheriff, dilly with the willy, drain the sea monster, firing your musket, evacuating tatooine, spank the donkey, to wank, jack off, jerk it, yank it, pull it, eating grapes with a one-armed man, or masturbate.

"You can whack your friends, you can whack your pud, but you can't whack your friend's pud."
-- T. Saldanha

by CherryBom April 28, 2010

Whack-A-Bob Wonkins

A somewhat popular game played in 17th century Europe and the Colonial U.S., Usu. a party game. Named for famed historical icon Robert Wonkins, he is often referred to as "The Great Robert Wonkins." Players gather in a circle, whereupon one of the players is elected the "Charlie." The newly-elected "Charlie" takes a small billyclub or "Whack-a-Bob" and circles the group for 10 seconds, gives a hearty "Hey Lolly Lolly!" and bashes the nearest player square in the teeth. If said bashee remains conscious, he or she becomes the new "Charlie." The game is played until there is only one person left standing, at which time you can rifle through your opponents pockets at will.

Thad and I just finished a most delightful round of Whack-A-Bob Wonkins. I am now ninepence richer for it!

by Solid J MacAwesomepants January 13, 2005