by revolution2424 May 26, 2016
Get the newcastle weddingmug. The Samoan version of a shotgun wedding, when a Samoan guy gets a girl pregnant and then has to marry her or else his mum will hit him with a jandal.
by mrsandman47 March 6, 2010
Get the Jandal Weddingmug. It is understood that a man will be the designated driver home from someone’s wedding or party so the woman is allowed to become inebriated and perform oral sex (road head) on the ride home.
Gino (at his wedding): “Hey Steve, how come you ain’t drunk?”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”
by ImJustSomeDude August 23, 2022
Get the The wedding specialmug. Why should some hot model have to work? She just has to meet some rich fool and do the ol 'spread & wed.'
by Skizzy Wydd November 5, 2020
Get the spread & wedmug. The ritualistic shaving and removal of a young groom's hair prior to his wedding. The process not only saps whatever will he has left to resist but renders him symbolically ready to conform to the brides new world order. A cross between a hairbortion and Marine boot camp. The new "style" must be totally lacking in any resemblence to thr groom's former self yet instantly recognizable as pre-nuptually as to cast a further shadow of unattractiveness on said groom during the honeymoon. Generally consists of one stlye and one style only, known to stylist as " do what the bride wants".
by monkeyman1968 June 10, 2014
Get the wedding haircutmug. (n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
John attended a wedding every weekend during The Wedding Year, and drank himself into a mini coma at three of them.
by DearUniverse June 13, 2016
Get the The Wedding Yearmug. What Jamie Morton from the My Dad Wrote A Porno podcast calls a destination wedding…
(S4 E2 “Tony’s Secret”)
(S4 E2 “Tony’s Secret”)
Jamie: “That’s why I like abroad weddings because they’re always like a bit of a party..”
Alice and James: “Abroad wedding?!”
Alice and James: “Abroad wedding?!”
by SM302 February 12, 2023
Get the abroad weddingmug.