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Working Man's Wedding Proposal

Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.
Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.
by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008
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wedding

1. A waste of money.
2. Just another thing invented by women for women, but men couldn’t care less.
3. A ceremony a nieve couple has to prepare for their upcoming fairytale marriage, only to kill each other a year later.
4. The first phase of a couple’s inevitable divorce.
5. The day you finally get to score without feeling guilty.
6. You take months to prepare for an expensive ceremony and get an expensive dress and eat an expensive cake to allegedly pledge your love to your beloved, by putting on a phony appearance with a phony smile to marry a phony person, only to discover the real person is a true jerk/bitch when the honeymoon is over.

Hell, just go to Vegas. At least you won't still be paying for a stupid ceremony at the time you need a divorce attorney.
Is a wedding really necessary? No.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 3, 2008
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Weddington

A high school located in Union County North Carolina. This school contains many of the stereotypical "dumb blondes". This school is also known as "Preppington" because there are many mean preppy people who attend this school. This is a school you do not want to find yourself at.
Weddington High School contains many white, rich, and snobby kids.
by A senior at Weddington May 15, 2010
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Wedding noose

Another word for wedding ring. Showing how being married is puts you in a veritable stranglehold.

Indicated that you are in something that you can't get out of, and is killing you.
Man, I met the hottest chick last night! If it weren't for this damn wedding noose, I'd have fucked her sideways!!

Kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but I ass blasted her last night like the slut she always was!

Kellie's husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from fucking every guy at the bar! What an idiot!
by Richter ass June 29, 2011
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black wedding

It appears to be some sort of super goth edgy wedding in which opposes the familiar phrase of "white wedding." This term has recently been popularized due to Maria Brinks' (lead vocals: In This Moment).
It's a nice night for a black wedding.
by copyrights @ HELIX June 1, 2018
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wedding pussy

Sex with girls you meet at a wedding.
From one male wedding guest to another, with a twinkle in his eye: "Doesn't any of this wedding pussy tempt you?"
by ThatsWhatSheSaid79 April 15, 2010
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Wedding Hydra

When closing one task in planning for a wedding creates two new ones.
Well, we booked the reception hall, but now we have to find the caterer and band and so many other things this is becoming a wedding hydra.
by Christopher Mahoney June 17, 2008
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