The act of putting ones boner straight up towards the belly button inside the elastic part of their trousers trying to hide their boner.
I went on a date with a hot chick that gave me a woody. i wastebanded my boner so she wouldn't see it.
by Jeffro1265 June 23, 2011
Get the Wastebanded mug.a Detroit original: the stripmall infested corporate diamond mines, geographically located just outside of the city boundaries, otherwise known as the SUBURBS. The first part of name describes the area's contributions to it's parental city's resources. The second part of the word is just ironic. Also the home of the WASTE-OID.
We drove through miles of wastelands on our journey to the city, stopping only once for a burger named mac and a biggie fry.
by Mel March 4, 2005
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An insulting term literally meaning 'waste of space'. It can be used in whatever circumstance to get the message through that you do not hold a very high opinion of somebody.
Janaiya: F***, man, Mr Brennan kept me back after school. Waste man, he is.
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Leshay: Ai, man! Don't touch me, you waste man. Nobody likes you.
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Leshay: Ai, man! Don't touch me, you waste man. Nobody likes you.
by Whoremonger April 15, 2008
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Yeah, I grew up in Europe. Unfortunately, Kaiserslautern is the German version of Pittsburgh or Detroit; absolute post-industrial wasteland. I can see jobs dying when I walk down the street.
by Dr. Jennifer Bitchwitch July 25, 2009
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Welcome to my wasteland where you will hear my thunder, see my lightening, and feel my wrath imposed upon you.
by Ameri-Do-Te January 8, 2016
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