Waffle House bet

An exceedingly poor decision to play a poker hand that no one in their right mind would play based on a craving for Waffle House knowing the sooner the game is over the sooner your belly will be full.

Waffle House bet: Ten of diamonds and two of hearts ... All in pre-flop.

by Kaluas July 9, 2011

waffleshuffle

The little dance performed when you almost bump into an oncoming person while walking, and you both move side to side in an attempt to pass, to no avail. Also spelled waffle shuffle.

Coined c.2000 on the streets of New York City.

Robert: What's that thing called? You know, when you're walking on the street and go side to side with someone? Does it have a name?

Shane: I don't know, but I think it should be called a waffleshuffle!

by osgoodelawyer April 26, 2005

Bonus waffle showdown

When two hungover, hungry strangers have a bonus waffle showdown the morning after their one night stand. The act of tossing breakfast waffles, poptarts, or other such breakfast pastries in the air to see which walk of shamer is the hungriest.

Person 1: We should have filmed your roommate Jeff's bonus waffle showdown with that dude he picked up at the bar
Person 2: Word

by drewbydoo April 22, 2013

French Waffle

V. To pour hot syrup down someone's ass crack while simultaneously slapping their ball sack with a waffle.

"Dude that stripper said she would give me a french waffle, I don't think my ass can handle it."

by stiggggggg February 9, 2012

waffle fries

A mound of unusual looking potatoes that are never salted enough that we love to chew on and tell Chik-Ployees to give us for free around the texarkana area, sometimes demanded with a chicken sandwich.

Give me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries... for FREE! NOW!!! Stop looking at the floor and get me my sammich!!!

by DJ Static November 28, 2007

douche-waffle

a person that is really concieted and think that they are cool and full of them selves when people really make fun of them behind their back and can't stand the sight of them

Matt via thinks he's so cool but really hes just a giant douche-waffle.

by freddie07 November 8, 2009

wafflecunt

a term referring to any vagina clouded with uncertainty, or possible cause of concern.

Mike: Dude that girl is way too hot to be prude.
Chris: Yeah she is definatly a wafflecunt.

by KNUMBA1 December 9, 2008