Vital Admin

Phrase popularized by Berlin comedian/poet/storyteller/lover/MI6-agent Ian Mbelle, often used to divert attention from whatever sketchy shit he gets up to in Wedding.

Yo Ian, Lagari tonight?
Sorry man, have some vital admin to take of.

What's that supposed to mean?
.............. (radio silence)

by yungOsho August 20, 2018

Victaly

A bad bitch who smart, funny, loyal and all around the best person on earth

“Yo on my momma Victaly look good”
“Chill bro her boyfriend will knock you out”
“Bruh you right ima chill “
*thats not a joke*

by Notclement February 4, 2019

vitalu

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass.

Y'all see vitalu. She looks like a deer. Ass time.

by Sonalx February 24, 2019

Vitalize

Vitalize is a label given to those who are very very horny and gay. If you have ever met somebody who is Vitalize, you will have noticed they have the traits of a paedophile, except they have that for every guy/girl they see. Of course, they don’t ever get any relationships as people have enough sense to avoid them.

Synonyms include: Mozzie, paedophile, man-whore and incel.

Vitalizer: *slaps arse* how you doing sexy? wanna compare nipples?
Girl: oh my god! what the fuck is wrong with you!
Guy: god, avoid him, he Vitalize’s everybody he sees.

by Possee of Rats. May 26, 2019

Vitalitize

A word with which to sound pretentious. Also fun to say.
For pretentious Jackie's.

I've been eating healthy and working out so I can vitalitize in my everyday life

by JacJacOG September 7, 2019

vital signs

Vital signs are the 4 measures that can be used to quickly determine if someone is acutely ill. When someone wants to know your vital signs, they are specifically asking for heart rate, blood pressure, temperature, and respiratory rate.

What are the vital signs of the patient?

HR: 88, BP 128/76, Temp 98.6, RR 16. Based on these, he doesn't seem to be actively dying.

by qwertle October 12, 2019

Vitaly

Maybe only faked 5 videos

Vitaly - He still here

by Vitaly fan August 7, 2020