Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.

I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.

by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022

Ukrainian Gold

When cum deposited on a back ferments and and becomes like a fine wine

I turned her around and we were about to go at it, until I noticed some Ukrainian gold...I immediately threw up all over her back.

by bilbo the wise April 24, 2021

Ukrainian Birthday Candle

A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.

The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.

by mub1002 October 8, 2022

Ukrainian

Persistent, resilient, tough as nails. Someone or something that never quits.

Man, that team was down 20 points at halftime but they went all-out Ukrainian in the second half and almost won the game.

by Cliff Booth May 16, 2022

Ukrainian Anus

An anus perfectly bleached, naturally, by the sun's rays. Typically achieved by exposure of said anus on the beach.

Wow. Did you see her ringpiece? That's what you call a sweet sweet Ukrainian Anus.

by SeedDemon83 February 13, 2021

ukrainian kiss

When you shit in your partners mouth instead of kissing them.

I gave my gay bro an ukrainian kiss and it was the best.

by Kysanonym September 25, 2023

Ukrainian helmet

When your partner takes laxatives, finds a high place, and proceeds to defecate on your head. Thereby forming a helmet.

Person 1: Did you hear? Kai loves getting Ukrainian helmets after a long day of work.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.

by BushLover123 May 30, 2025