Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel

The Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel Is small creature for that moves from female to female, often stealthily-violating them. The pervert weasel is drawn to threads of material specifically from the knickers being warn at the time. The Weasel whilst very driven is known to be reckless in its frenzied pursuit and will often accidentally nip and take a pube instead. Shocked and caught in the act. The Weasel will retreat back to its hide and use the pubes to pad out its filthy nest.

A term coined by Jmole based on real life pervert Harribo

Svetlana "owww what the hell was that? Something bit me"
Vlad " I saw it scurry away.... it was a damn Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel"

Ukrainian Pevert-Weasel

by Scandi-seeker May 9, 2025

Ukrainian Double Dip

Ukrainian Double Dipping: a sexual act consisting of ejaculating inside of a persons anal canal, then having them shit out the ejaculate into your mouth

“Hey jerry, sorry i’m late, Karen was giving a Ukrainian Double Dip in the gender neutral bathroom!”

by Hugh Janis 2 May 17, 2025

Ukrainian helmet

When your partner takes laxatives, finds a high place, and proceeds to defecate on your head. Thereby forming a helmet.

Person 1: Did you hear? Kai loves getting Ukrainian helmets after a long day of work.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.

by BushLover123 May 30, 2025

Ukrainian Finger Wanking

Ukrainian Sport involves jerking fingers in a circular motion to make the other finger yield.

I love being the submissive one in Ukrainian Finger Wanking

by Ephraim June 7, 2025

Ukrainian Stealth

Maintaining a low-profile while neutralizing or countering advanced-recon technology through the utilization of inexpensive or easily sourced materials.

"The United States government has spent billions on spy-tech and remote monitoring technologies just to be defeated by a sticker over a camera lens peeled from an empty deodorant canister....talk about Ukrainian Stealth."

"Russia's brute-force tank columns were no match for Ukrainian Stealth when they figured out they could strap a bomb to a UAV and fly it from outside of their effective range."

by xNKRYPTDx June 13, 2025

Russian-Ukrainian war

A war started in early 2022, it may be the last war. Sooner or later, nukes will be dropped because of this area, and the end of days will come. If not from this conflict, from the Sino-Taiwaneese war.

Russian Teen: "Oh no i hope i dont get drafted into the Russian-Ukrainian war!"

by Totally not Mikaylah April 17, 2023

ukrainian kiss

When you shit in your partners mouth instead of kissing them.

I gave my gay bro an ukrainian kiss and it was the best.

by Kysanonym September 25, 2023