Utter Surprise

When you are titty fucking a chick, and you blow a load in her face.

I was fucking this bitch last night and sealed it off with an utter surprise.

by Alex Kiss October 8, 2009

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Utter Dunk

To have a disgusting female with large, saggy (possibly "child bearing) breasts drop her nipples/areolas into your face and/or mouth.
- A one of many female versions of "tea bagging."
- Does not exclude males of dropping their nipples/areolas into one's mouth and/or face, but less common.
- In reference to the large, droopy, milk producing cow utters.

Sarah, being the fat, nasty girl at the party, would always wait for unsuspecting subjects to pass out and then pull out her stretched marked boobs and drop them into their faces, therefore "utter dunking" them as pictures were taken.

by Clever Mike September 3, 2009

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uttered

When someone gets so fucked up off of drugs or alcohol that they cannot function and are UTTERLY destroyed!

"Dammit man! Handle your drugs!"
"I can't - I'm fucking uttered!"

by Rump January 30, 2004

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uttutuvut

longest word spelled with the number 8 on a phone... no definition can be found, but it is in the autocompletion on several phones.

the phone suggests the word uttutuvut

by martianpenguin April 23, 2004

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Rubber utter

Rubber Utter:
Take a nut filled condom; poke hole in, cut off, or tear small hole in in the end. You or your partner then proceeds to milk it by squirting nut on breasts and or face like one is decorating a cake.

She wanted some man-sauce on her tits after I had already left my nut in the condom. So I took it and gave her the rubber utter.

by DWK December 26, 2007

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