backwards umbrella

Where the doctor inserts an umbrella down the uthera then scraps out any sexually transmitted diseases from having sex with dirtys

I had to goto the doctor after banging a filthy to get a backwards umbrella to get rid of sti

by Big hairy gash March 3, 2018

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Dirty umbrella

This is when you pull your hand away from fingering your lady and you caress and cover her forehead and hair with said juice covered hand.

Hey, you know Dave?

-yea.

He gave me the dirty umbrella last night.

-so, he basically wiped his hand off on your hair

Yup, pretty much.

by ThorMacleod March 20, 2021

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you little umbrella monkey quack sack

World's best insult

By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil

Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?

Me: *walks away like a boss*

by fluffy-black-unicorn January 8, 2017

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Umbreller

ABULEA GET THE UMBRELLERRRR #larryballs #maxinviradI’m

“Abuela get the unbreller” Fredrico

Umbreller is the term used when talking about umbrellas but you’re Max

by MAXYPAXYPERIODPAD January 19, 2022

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Devil's Umbrella

foreskin

Guy 1- Dude...Did you hear that Nathaniel's got the devil's umbrella!"
Guy 2 - "No way...I thought that guy was normal"

by reubentheboobinjewbin December 8, 2010

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umbrella

A word owned by thomas stanley holland. Y'all have to watch his performance at the lipsync battle. I'm proud of my man.

I love Thomas Stanley Holland's umbrella and he could stab me with it.

by tomspotato June 8, 2020

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Words used to describe the gesture made by your left hand after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence or noticeably awkward moment. The person executing the "Awkward Umbrella" is holding up an imaginary umbrella and moving their head around slightly to try and stay under this imaginary umbrella being blown by the imaginary wind.

Blah Blah made another awkward comment about her imaginary friends. So I whipped out my awkward umbrella hoping not to get wet from her awkward comments.

by FLICKA_DA BOWLER July 24, 2009

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