Ukrainian Birthday Candle

A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.

The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.

by mub1002 October 8, 2022

Ukrainian Sleeping Bag

A Ukrainian Sleeping Bag is a cozy and warm cocoon of love that is guaranteed to keep you snug as a bug in a rug, especially when you're getting down and dirty with a Ukrainian hottie. It's the perfect accessory for those cold winter nights when you're looking to cuddle up with a little bit of Eastern European warmth. Just make sure you're ready for some spicy shenanigans, because this sleeping bag is not for the faint of heart. #UkrainianHeat #SleepingBagShenanigans

I was freezing in my tent until I found a Ukrainian Sleeping Bag and now I'm toasty warm and ready for some Ukrainian heat.

by SomeShitPoster January 18, 2023

Russian-Ukrainian war

A war started in early 2022, it may be the last war. Sooner or later, nukes will be dropped because of this area, and the end of days will come. If not from this conflict, from the Sino-Taiwaneese war.

Russian Teen: "Oh no i hope i dont get drafted into the Russian-Ukrainian war!"

by Totally not Mikaylah April 17, 2023

Ukrainian Musket

The act of stuffing your ballsack into a partners vagina or anus with a Ram rod (ex. Dildo).

I have that whore a Ukrainian musket the other night man

by DustyScrote May 13, 2022

Ukrainian Hydra

It's where a man goes to the city of Chernobyl and grows an extra dick, meaning you now have 3 heads. One on your neck, and now 2 where the sun don't shine.

Guy 1: Dude, look at me! I'm a Ukrainian Hydra!
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.

by aiwefal April 30, 2025

Ukrainian Tickle Tag

Ukrainian Tickle tag is the Ukrainian version of 'Tickle tag,' however, it can only be played after consuming a large amount of Uranium ore from the ruins of Chernobyl. It is usually played in war torn environments, like Chicago, Toronto, Camden NJ, or Pyongyang.

Man 1: "Man, why did my Lacrosse coach tell us to play Ukrainian Tickle tag?"
Man 2: "augh... im getting so big....."

by CakeyLLily April 23, 2025

Ukrainian helmet

When your partner takes laxatives, finds a high place, and proceeds to defecate on your head. Thereby forming a helmet.

Person 1: Did you hear? Kai loves getting Ukrainian helmets after a long day of work.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.

by BushLover123 May 30, 2025