Ty Moss

The awesomest guy on YouTube who has cool tech videos, and awesome daily vlogs.

Do you watch Shane Dawson?

Screw Shane Dawson Im watching Ty Moss

by jmcabe November 9, 2010

tying off

A pre-stage ritual performed by male strippers, involving a rubber band and/or cock ring, and visual aids. The stripper uses a visual aid (usually a skin magazine) and his hand in order to gain an errection. When the errection is acquired and is at its fullest, he traps the blood inside it (or "ties off"), by placing the rubber band or cock ring, at the base of his penis. This keeps his errection full while on stage. Especially if he is prone to "stage fright".

"Dude....Why are you tying off? There's only three fucking women in the entire crowd!"

by D. Gould March 9, 2006

Tying Shoelaces

A euphemism (another word for) giving a blowjob. Comes from the scene in Harry Potter and the half blood prince when Ginny and Harry are talking, and Ginny says "shoelace" and bends down to tie Harry's shoelace, but it looks like she's going to suck his cock.

Ron: where is Ginny?
Hermione: probably tying shoelaces.
Ron: what? whose?
Hermione: Harry's.
Ron: WTF?!

by SexyRanchDressingMan August 17, 2009

drop a ty

to take a massive shit

Excuse me! It's urgent! I have to drop a ty!

by nibbs January 2, 2006

dick tying

The art of rearranging a flaccid penis into geometric figures or knots.

"Micheal was dick tying last night and he made a triangle"

by Jliff June 13, 2017

Ty-pilled

becoming devoid of all common sense and consciousness

Guy1: Damn, you seem Ty-pilled.
Guy2: I love funko pops.

by cKnees December 1, 2020

A Ty Norman

When a good mormon boy lies to his parents in order to go on a date with a hot girl before being 16. After the date he always kisses her.

"Did you hear about Jonny?"
"No, what?"
"He pulled a Ty Norman!"

by C-House March 10, 2015