The modern Scientology.
by Nonaaa! April 13, 2009
When you are giving it to a woman doggystyle, then you turn her around, ejaculate on her face, and immediately follow it up with a handful of glitter to the face, then turn the lights on and see her sparkle.
by Frohboy November 21, 2009
by MoMite February 07, 2009
a book/movie series that everyone is overly obsessed with. the loves AND the haters.
lovers = constantly talking about whether they are team jacob or team edward. constantly talking about how they wish they could be vampires.
haters = constantly calling it "gay". constantly whining about how the vampires sparkle in the sun. constantly whining about it being cliched. constantly whining about how poorly writin it is. all without realising they've surpassed the shrieking fangirls in obsessing over it. BOO FREAKING HOO! JUST GET OVER IT! ITS JUST A BOOK AND MOVIE!
some ppl have even taken it apon themselves to buy the book then film themselves on youtube while burning the book. as if this is suppose to "rid the world of the horrible abomination". WTF?!
lovers = constantly talking about whether they are team jacob or team edward. constantly talking about how they wish they could be vampires.
haters = constantly calling it "gay". constantly whining about how the vampires sparkle in the sun. constantly whining about it being cliched. constantly whining about how poorly writin it is. all without realising they've surpassed the shrieking fangirls in obsessing over it. BOO FREAKING HOO! JUST GET OVER IT! ITS JUST A BOOK AND MOVIE!
some ppl have even taken it apon themselves to buy the book then film themselves on youtube while burning the book. as if this is suppose to "rid the world of the horrible abomination". WTF?!
Twilight fan: "OMFG i wish edward was my bf!!
Me: he's just a figment of someone's imagination
Twilight hater: OMFG! twilight is so gay!
Me: how about spending your energy hating on something that matters?
Me: he's just a figment of someone's imagination
Twilight hater: OMFG! twilight is so gay!
Me: how about spending your energy hating on something that matters?
by xSil January 02, 2010
Woman: Hey Paul did you read Twilight?
Paul: Nope.
Woman: Well I did and it is the bestest book I've ever read! It's like hot and gorgeous vampire named Edward who falls in love with a human and...Hey Paul what are you doing with that shotgun?
BANG!
Paul: Nope.
Woman: Well I did and it is the bestest book I've ever read! It's like hot and gorgeous vampire named Edward who falls in love with a human and...Hey Paul what are you doing with that shotgun?
BANG!
by W00terminator November 27, 2009
HARRY POTTER PWNS THIS SHIT!!!!! let me first say, not all 13 year olds know only bad literature, im a 13 year old girl, and i would buy a copy of twilight just to burn it. charlie the unicorn has a better plot. in the first book:
bella: i love you
edward: im too dangerous
thats about it. new moon:
bella: *SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE*
edward: oh god. i need to kill myself (he really does. thats about the first right thing hes decided to do)
im not even going to go on about the rest of the series. i tried reading the series once. twilight i thought was OK, but not the best book ever. new moon was so incredibly boring i stopped reading in the second chapter. and they say edward is the perfect guy. hes a pedophile. they say bella is the perfect girl. shes a retard that falls over every five minutes. they say jacob is the OTHER perfect guy( i thought there was only supposed to be one perfect guy?) he has the magic ability to appear shirtless and then wearing one again every five seconds. anyway, buffy staked edward the end.
bella: i love you
edward: im too dangerous
thats about it. new moon:
bella: *SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE*
edward: oh god. i need to kill myself (he really does. thats about the first right thing hes decided to do)
im not even going to go on about the rest of the series. i tried reading the series once. twilight i thought was OK, but not the best book ever. new moon was so incredibly boring i stopped reading in the second chapter. and they say edward is the perfect guy. hes a pedophile. they say bella is the perfect girl. shes a retard that falls over every five minutes. they say jacob is the OTHER perfect guy( i thought there was only supposed to be one perfect guy?) he has the magic ability to appear shirtless and then wearing one again every five seconds. anyway, buffy staked edward the end.
TWILIGHT BLOWS. stephenie meyer totally ruined the name of a vampire. you know, before they were sparkly fairies.
by jennajennajennabear August 04, 2010
Basically dim light. Fuck stephanie meyer. Twilight zone rules and so does that new zelda and the twilight princess game. Fuck stephanie meyer.
by Aaaaahshit July 05, 2009