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Sir Twatington

Oh look a sir twatington over there, what a twat
by Cuntasaurus December 13, 2013
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Dong Watching

The art of watching a mans crotch for big dong
I was dong watching on the patio at mo's, and that dick was bigggg!
by Txbred September 30, 2015
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Nigga watching

Nigga watching is a adjective that describes a person who simply can’t mind they’re fucking business
Watching someone die in a game and your already dead and talking shit nigga watching

Watching 2 niggas fight after u gassed it up Nigga watching
by AJAYBX December 4, 2021
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Your mum's watching!

A phrase used to put pressure on the person who is about to focus or carry out an important action, in 90% of cases resulting in the person performing an epic fail.

The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.
Jack: *tries to take a penalty shot*
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.

*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL
by no_this_guy March 3, 2011
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The Feds are watching

The police or the authorities are survailing your person
by Eros McDonald August 22, 2017
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In my 15 years of teaching...

When the teacher sits on her desk and says this, you *know* the entire class failed.
Friend: hey what did you get for math finals
You: I's got an f+
Friend: Oof
You: ikr
Teacher: *sits down on desk*
Friend: oh no here it comes
You: what comes?
Teacher: In my 15 years of teaching... I have never seen so many people fail the finals. It's literally THE FINALS!
*continues ranting for 3 hours*
Teacher: *takes a deep breath* Ya get that!?
Everyone: omfg finally
by TF2_Fan69 August 4, 2021
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twacking

Dalton is twacking out right now!
Dalton is such a fucking twack.
by daltontwack February 9, 2019
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