Turtle

A person you know of, have heard of, or seen, but you do not know them personally. A level under acquantince.
Celebrities can be turtles too.

"Do you know that guy John over there?"
"Oh, um, I think he might ride my bus or something. He's kind of a turtle."

by tortoise83 May 28, 2009

turtle

Verb: the act of fist pounding someone and continuing to duck your fist underneath his. While performing the act you would say turtle as your hand is going below. Causing the person on the receiving end to appear stupid.

"Oh dude way to go" (offer fist pound and continue with turtle motion) "oh shit, I got you with the turtle bitch"

by o-gizzle April 30, 2010

turtling

A game that partners play in bed. They both stick their heads under the covers and one of them farts. The first one to come up for air is the loser.

Me and my bitch turtled lst night.
I lost. She had mexican forlunch.

by jack burton March 27, 2005

turtle

(n) really funny person who acts slow like a turtle in class

Tom: Wow turtle says the dumbest things, but they are so funny.

by Chris Wold April 24, 2008

Turtle

Short for Awkward Turtle.
To feel uncomfortable

A: I wonder what is going on through John's head
B: I dunno, I didnt know he was like that..
'John walks up'
John: Hey guys whats up
A & B: Woow, fucking turtle...

by Wuz Like December 18, 2008

turtle

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.

Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!

by Joe February 11, 2003

turtle

A noun that describes a turd, shit, or any excrement that comes out of one's hole.

I set a herd of turles free into the ocean and my ass is killing me.

by D-Money August 6, 2003