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turnid

used to describe a sick feeling in the stomach after eating too many psychedelics
Bob: "Hey man my stomach's feeling pretty turnid right now."
Alex: "Maybe it's all that 2c-e u ate in the parking lot before the show."
by NotComingDown October 9, 2006
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Turtise

Combination of the words turtle and tortoise, commonly used as an insult. No actual meaning.
"You're a turtise"
or
"OMG, I totally just ran into a tutise on my way to the chess club. LOLz" *tear* LMAO
by Luke Dobney March 13, 2008
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turnstile

a mechanical barrier with arms that are turned to admit one person at a time, a gate consisting of a post that acts as a pivot for rotating arms; set in a passageway for controlling the persons entering
They passed through a set of turnstiles, up some steps and into what seemed to be the main foyer.
by Parasite Iva May 17, 2008
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turning tail

Picture a mongrel putting its tail between its legs and peeing all over it and yelping, ki-yi, ki-yi, ki-yi off into the distance.
by Downstrike May 27, 2004
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Turnsignalitis

One who refrains from manipulating the lever, usually on the left side of the steering column, in an up or down fashion to signal a left or right turn.
Look that asshole making that left turn. He must suffer from turnsignalitis.
by Cornholio1978 November 11, 2012
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new jersey turnpike special

When you are on the Jersey Shore beach, you have a girl on her hands and knees, and you insert a roll of quarters into a girls' butthole. She then turns around and while you fuck her in the vagina she is able to spit the quarters out of her butt and into a bucket.
I gave Allison a New Jersey turnpike special on spring break and then we used the quarters at the convenient store.
by BTB33 September 16, 2016
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