Dick Turban

English - (dihc~tuhr~binn). N.

A condom

I had to bust out a Dick Turban to get my nut.

by sleep-creep February 22, 2009

Skeet Turban

Noun. A turban made from skeet, usually towering 30-40 feet high. In most cases, it is administered by a man wearing a clown suit. Occaisionally, the wearer will decorate it with slabs of beef in a ritual manner. The skeet turban originated as a Final Fantasy XI mod. You had to be at least level 67 to wear it.

Dude, did you see the size of that skeet turban on that guy?

by SygnusX1 July 16, 2008

TURBANIZE

To go upside a persons head with a blunt object.

The policeman turbanized the alleged perpetrator.

by RICHARD MADISON February 26, 2004

turban safe

a game which when see a turban you punch someone and says safe

a turban is walking by
BOB:turban safe(and punches Tim)
Tim:Fuckin racist cunt

by bottletopman April 3, 2010

Turbanassflake

I-D-I-O-T attention getter.

Urban Pancake is a complete Turbanassflake!

by sockgirl77 November 19, 2004

turban jerk

prior to jizzing one wraps their cock in a sock in wich they just pulled off of their all day sweated foot in order to prevent a mess ,also known as terrorism is called a turban jerk

i was jacking off to gay porn when i realized i didnt want to ruin my new carpet . so i pulled off my sock after jogging and wrapped my dick head in it before shooting my aids infested jizz... what a turban jerk

by dirtio January 30, 2010

Turban tally

A derogotory game of amusement useually played by men driving through asain suburbs basically counting the amount of individuals wearing turbans.

''jesus we can have a good game of turban tally as we drive through bradoford''

by C.Leggs August 25, 2009