toddler boner

When a woman is so attractive, that even toddlers are noticeably aroused by her.

Sheila is so hot that when she walked past the daycare center, some Pampers were pushed to their stretching point. Thus entering her into the annals of toddler boner

by blindpouch April 6, 2011

tiddlehoop

It's a fucking tiddlehoop.

You're a fucking tiddlehoop.

by Chink ass ho November 24, 2013

Tiddles

A term referring to small breasts.

On Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special, Peanut said: "If they're small, they're tiddles."

by Eon the Wolf May 12, 2009

taddletale

one who blabs to the nearest authority figure when the slightest bad thing happens

Mommy! Timmy didn't do his homework!
Oh, Tommy! Don't be such a taddletale!

by a local citizen February 27, 2005

toddler

Unbleivably annoying creature that isn't much good for anything but to annoy people. They are also there for us to catch them early so they don't grow up to be preps.

I was about ready to slap the shit out of that toddler sitting in front of me.

by Rachael September 26, 2004

Toddler

(noun) a hand job so bad you can't even get your dick hard, the girl treats your dick similar to the way a young child shakes a rattle

Guy 1: Dude I took Betty home and she gave me a toddler.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1 : Yeah i didnt cum or anything it was awful, she gripped my dick too hard and beat the fuck out of it.

by Mcderbs the Great May 4, 2009

Toddlerize

To add a layer of baby to a hard fact; to simplify; to dumb-down.

Although he presented the facts to the audience, it was clear that he'd totally toddlerized his data.

by BeezerBoy March 26, 2007