Terd Mongler

One that steals terds and or eats them

My dogs, eat their terds in the yard, therefore, I call them Terd Monglers!

by Ruffcat March 8, 2004

Treed

1.Being of a higher social class than you are expected and or suppose to be in.

2. Being more sucessful in life than you should be.
3. Alternative Rock Artists

Tom: did you see the new bum they hired here?
Joe: I know! Look at the way he dresses, he is treed.

by TreedMan101 June 6, 2009

treading

Slang for the act of having sex

Where's Bob?
He's over at Sally's treading.

by T. Beavan July 29, 2004

terd

The chocolate choo choo train

Damn the chocolate choo choo came out my ass

by phatcat April 8, 2003

terd herder

Someone who collects herds of terds for personal amusement!

"Dude, you're such a terd herder!!!"

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

terd muffin

A delicious brownie from someone's rectum.

I turned the bathroom into a bakery today when I whipped up a steaming fresh batch of terd muffins.

by java monster February 22, 2008

treadrobe

Just like a (floordrobe) only clothing is piled on treadmill that has become a dusty eyesore.

"Honey have you seen my black skirt?"
"No, it must be on you treadrobe!"

by S. Ingram October 4, 2008