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Kentucky Bread Trade

When two people exchange a fart from one individual, in to the mouth, and down the throat of the other in exchange for a fresh baked loaf of bread.
Person 1: I'm out of money for your bread. How about a Kentucky Bread Trade?
Person 2: Sounds delightful. Open Up!
Person 1: AHHHHH
by ashstay June 8, 2014
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jackass of all trades

A person who very hard to work with and a fuck-up at almost anything, but thinks he is good. Tends to be vocal but never about his own ability to seemingly always fuck things up.
My no count ass brother in-law is the biggest loser. He's just a jackass of all trades!
by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007
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Trade Rape

The process of making an awful trade in fantasy football.
John- Dude, I just got Plaxico Buress for Ronnie Brown from Kevin!

Steve- Man, you got trade raped. Plaxico Buress is in jail for like 3 years.
by TebowTime January 9, 2011
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win-trader

Used to define a player in an Arena Team in the World of Warcraft game that co-operates with other teams to boost and/or maintain their ratings.
Ilindinius is a well known win-trader on Bloodlust

he also puts on 'eye of the tiger' and lifts weights
by Mordrin May 9, 2008
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This Toads the Wet Sprocket!

Saying this means that you are in a bad or otherwise unwanted situation.

Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.
"My favorite TV show was cancelled? This toads the wet sprocket!"
by Ziekerz September 2, 2007
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Street Trade

When someone offers another person alcohol or drugs for sex. The sex acts are often filmed and put on the internet.
I saw a fine ass dude walking down the street and I asked him if he wanted his dick sucked, but he said he is not gay. So I offered him a "Street Trade" and he said ok.
by JonLBC January 13, 2009
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Jill-of-all-trades

1. a woman who is versatile, and who can perform many different activities very well.

2. the gender opposite of a Jack-of-all-trades
Jealous Girl 1: I hate Katey. She already has the corner office, and she just finished running a marathon.

Jealous Girl 2: I know, right? Did you hear that she's dating that new guy, Eric? You know, the one with the abs.

Jealous Girl 1: Ugghhh! She even baked this cake for Linda's birthday. And, it's amazing (wiping frosting from mouth.) She is truly a Jill-of-all-trades.
by EYaters May 1, 2008
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