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Towel guilt

The guilt a man feels when he begins to dry his face with a towel before realising that he has used it the night before as a cum rag.
Man: "Hey can you pass me that towel?"

Woman: "Yea sure" (passes the towel) "What's wrong?"

Man: "I've got some serious towel guilt. I forgot I used it as a cum rag last night."
by breeski December 16, 2010
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action towel

A special hand towel reserved for masturbating into so as not to soil the "good" towels.
Don't dry your face with that, it's my action towel.
by Dead Flanders August 7, 2007
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dusty towel

When a person is performing the act of masterbation and at the peak of climax grabs an old "Dusty towel" and rubs it on his face in an attempt to sneeze. Which in turn will create 9/8 of an orgasm since a human sneeze is said to be the equivalent of 1/8th of an orgasm.
"Hey Jeremy I tottally gave myself a dusty towel last night." "What the fuck is wrong with you Ryan?"
by Dusty146 November 6, 2013
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gowl towel

If you are popping down to the shop would'ya pick me up some gowl towels
by ahrightkiiid September 25, 2017
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Towel Eater

A species of humans that are known to take a white, bleached towel, stick half of it in their mouths, and chew on it for hours while at a gym. When they change machines, they change which side of the towel they "eat".
"I went to the gym today and saw a group of towel eaters! It was gross!"
by ToyStorier. January 16, 2010
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Bath Towel

1. A much more polite term used to describe someone willing to be treated like a "cum rag".

2. The act of swinging your partner over your shoulder after they exert whorish behaviour.
A: So what happened last night?
B: Dude! She was a total bath towel!
by eggsandmoreeggs February 14, 2022
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poop towel

A towel that has been used as a toilet.
Dude, did you see that poop towel by the Cinerama!
by assbitch February 19, 2010
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