The guilt a man feels when he begins to dry his face with a towel before realising that he has used it the night before as a cum rag.
Man: "Hey can you pass me that towel?"
Woman: "Yea sure" (passes the towel) "What's wrong?"
Man: "I've got some serious towel guilt. I forgot I used it as a cum rag last night."
Woman: "Yea sure" (passes the towel) "What's wrong?"
Man: "I've got some serious towel guilt. I forgot I used it as a cum rag last night."
by breeski December 16, 2010

by Dead Flanders August 7, 2007

When a person is performing the act of masterbation and at the peak of climax grabs an old "Dusty towel" and rubs it on his face in an attempt to sneeze. Which in turn will create 9/8 of an orgasm since a human sneeze is said to be the equivalent of 1/8th of an orgasm.
"Hey Jeremy I tottally gave myself a dusty towel last night." "What the fuck is wrong with you Ryan?"
by Dusty146 November 6, 2013

by ahrightkiiid September 25, 2017

A species of humans that are known to take a white, bleached towel, stick half of it in their mouths, and chew on it for hours while at a gym. When they change machines, they change which side of the towel they "eat".
by ToyStorier. January 16, 2010

1. A much more polite term used to describe someone willing to be treated like a "cum rag".
2. The act of swinging your partner over your shoulder after they exert whorish behaviour.
2. The act of swinging your partner over your shoulder after they exert whorish behaviour.
by eggsandmoreeggs February 14, 2022

by assbitch February 19, 2010
