action towel

A special hand towel reserved for masturbating into so as not to soil the "good" towels.

Don't dry your face with that, it's my action towel.

by Dead Flanders August 7, 2007

Paper Towel

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.

Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!

by TheGoyWonder January 1, 2016

dusty towel

When a person is performing the act of masterbation and at the peak of climax grabs an old "Dusty towel" and rubs it on his face in an attempt to sneeze. Which in turn will create 9/8 of an orgasm since a human sneeze is said to be the equivalent of 1/8th of an orgasm.

"Hey Jeremy I tottally gave myself a dusty towel last night." "What the fuck is wrong with you Ryan?"

by Dusty146 November 6, 2013

Finger Towel

A finger towel is a small-sized towel providing an easy convenience to dry a girl’s hands and 'fingertips' quickly after diddling her pussy to orgasm.

I keep a finger towel in my nightstand in case my mom barges in my room.

My finger towel was juicy tonight.

I caught my brother sniffing my finger towel.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Towel Eater

A species of humans that are known to take a white, bleached towel, stick half of it in their mouths, and chew on it for hours while at a gym. When they change machines, they change which side of the towel they "eat".

"I went to the gym today and saw a group of towel eaters! It was gross!"

by ToyStorier. January 16, 2010

poop towel

A towel that has been used as a toilet.

Dude, did you see that poop towel by the Cinerama!

by assbitch February 19, 2010

Poon towel

A towel used exclusively by a female for cleaning her poon

(her) Hey, I keep my poon towel next to the bidet. Make sure you don't use it wipe your face.

That towel smells funny, it must be her poon towel.

by xmentalbenx August 21, 2020