Rear View Tourist

Somebody who uses their rear view mirror to look into the car behind to check out what the driver/occupants are doing.
"So I was driving to work and this dude in the car behind me was brushing his teeth at the traffic lights."
"You're the full rear view tourist, buddy."
by They Told Me I Had To August 20, 2009
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Tourist(chinky)

A very chinky tourists who likes to eat dogs on a regular basis and is regularly seen near the ruins of feniscowles trying to catch little kiddies for his Chinese factories
"Fucking keep it down MILES you Chubster I think chinkys"

"What that tourist that eats FuCkinG DoGS On A ReGUlaR BaSIs"

"Yh, so stfu or else he will send us of to China with all the other kids"

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Greek tourist

The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)
Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!
by Vicbittertoo October 24, 2020
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Sad tourist

Definition: Someone who could care less about someone else's misfortune.
Michael: "Did you hear that Lisa just died from 'Rona"?

David: "I can't wait to go to the funeral, she had some fine ass friends!

Michael: Dude that's fucked up. You're such a sad tourist.
by Tokenship December 30, 2020
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Creche tourist

"I can't believe that Vicar is a creche tourist!" "Yeah... you know why choir boys have centre partings?"
by markyg October 03, 2003
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Unruly Tourist

The freedom-camping, unruly tourist, defecated on the side of the road.
by Andy Galaxy March 07, 2021
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drug tourist

A person who travels and relocates to another city to an open air drug market (usually a homeless encampment) for safe and easy access to their drug of choice, often stealing to support the habit.
People who are homeless in Oakland are not typically from here. They are drug tourists.
by Mombastic August 05, 2023
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