buthole toucher

when a man has a drunken fascination during sex with another buthole in which leads to touching that buthole with his greasy fingers.

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by Krustysensation December 27, 2011

touchee

pronounced like TWO SHAY. Means good comeback or nice thought, often used when two people are going back and forth with insults. When someone gets burned and they dont know what to say and/or they want to compliment the burn they just got. its not the correct spelling, but its how black or mixed people spell it on facebook.

Touchee

by Marladimercurio November 9, 2010

Touched cloth

To Have your shit touch your pants.

Ryan: Oh dear Josh, I have shat myself and I think that the poo has stained my lovely new y-fronts from M&S.

Josh: You mean you have touched cloth?

Ryan: Yes I shouldn't eat shit from public toilets.

by Josh_S September 16, 2008

Touchette

When you miss a half year of school then somehow pass to the next grade.

(Students just recieved their report cards)

Josh: Jim let me see your grades, there is no way you passed this year. You skipped over half the year while you were "sick".

Jim: Here dude check it out, I passed everything, even somehow pulled off a 100 in English.

Josh: Wow, I can't believed you just pulled a Touchette Senior Year!

by big_foot January 21, 2011

kiddy toucher

A paedophile.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

touched

When someone is arrested or dealt with by law enforcement

Popsy the drug dealer got touched, now hes off the scene.

by Popsy January 13, 2005

dick toucher

A person who has s serial tendency to touch penis.

So what I fucked your girlfriend, what are you gonna do about it dick toucher.

by Jimmy Mac 33 January 22, 2007