Tobe

Is a yuggin.

My boy is a total yuggin because he is a Tobe

by YugginMaster3 August 4, 2010

toben

he's funny, sweet, fun and mysertious..one of the people id most like to know better

by k October 9, 2003

tobes

Black aboriginal who likes to play soccer and have sideburns keke lah he lost his hip

Hi tobes your aborignal
you coon
nice sunglasses, oh wait their your nostrals .D.

by carnage_has_tits January 23, 2004

toblerone tits

this is a woman of management position who is usually called elaine. She has tits that are so pointy and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones,but lets be honest...i dont think too many people would want to eat them!! This 'oddity' uses her tits as weapons to protect her from staff she upsets, but just be warned elaine, you're tits can't protect you forever!

HELP, HELP! what's that coming out the office??
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!

What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!

by don't tell me you've forgot my name already? February 24, 2008

tobber

an insult used to describe someone who is generally very stupid, a cross between a tosser and a nobber

Jim: Seen that bloke over there?
Matt: Yeah. He's a complete cunting tobber

by Loulamoth July 17, 2009

Toblerone

A cum, diarrhea, and solid stool filled condom that is tied off at the end. Often used a Christmas present. Keeps well frozen. Can be used as a dildo.

Slang for taking a huge dump: Splitting a toblerone

I was slammin Mother Maggie with a frozen toblerone.

Mother Maggie split a toblerone so huge, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton couldn't take the whole thing up the gary, so instead she let a Jamaican Raspberry after she took a choft.

by Shabombu Heaton November 12, 2004

Sotally Tober

The opposite of "totally sober"

Person A: Yeah and then I flipped off the cop and ran away.
Person B: Ahh... So I'm going to assume that you were "Sotally Tober" on this occasion.
Person A: Well duh hahahaha

by wonder wo(rd)man March 20, 2010