I need time to think

When your girlfriend of two years has been lying to you but wants to take the heat off of herself and play mind games. These lies can be about everything from why she doesnt give you oral sex any more to why shes REALLY feeling like she needs a "girls night". You may be so fortunate to receive these words in the form of a letter which has been left on the coffee table of your empty ass apartment that she moved out of while you were at work. In this case, be causious, DO NOT try to contact her,she wont answer. Then on her own time, at approximately skank-thirty, just to f**k with your head, she'll send a text informing you that YOUR not being respectful of HER feelings. I need time to think roughly translates to "I havent been in this relationship emotionally, but thats your fault and I want you to feel guilty before I cheat on you and dump you". If you hear the phrase "I need time to think", your F**ked and the best idea is to make sure that YOUR the one to end it. Atleast you'll leave with some of your dignity and no STD's (hopefully).

Blah,Blah,Blah, Im a cheating bitch and "I need time to think" about whether or not I can be with YOU.

by Damn it all to Hell! February 27, 2009

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Thinking Gay

When you're not thinking straight.

"Why did you just push on the pull door?"
"I don't know what I was doing... I was thinking gay"

by Doorfingers September 11, 2020

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I think I will be back

What your dad said just before when he went to buy some milk

Never to be seen again

Dad: I think I will be back
Me: dats how I lost my dad, 20 years ago.

*20 years later at Mc Donald’s drinking 75% ice coke

Me: Looks at news
News: a 65 year old man found naked at Walmart holding milk!
Me: that’s how I had united with my dad again.

by wenimechuindasama October 24, 2020

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Thinkering

Getting down on one knee, curling one's wrist to one's chin, and looking up, mimicking the pose of Auguste Rodin's classic sculpture "The Thinker".

(Created by Dave Silverman, reported by Staks Rosch, "Thinkering: The atheist answer to Tebowing", Dec. 30, 2011, examiner.com)

In response to the fundamentalist craze of Tebowing, American Atheists President Dave Silverman has come up with an atheist version called "Thinkering."
Someone commented that the pose looked too similar to Tebowing, to which Silverman responded: "That's the point. The difference is we don't bow our heads in blind submission, rather we consider and conclude for ourselves."

by Grinning Cat March 10, 2012

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