Timmy Tank

A british slang term for masturbation.

John has just gone for a timmy tank.

by AdSt March 15, 2010

Timmy's Run

A festive and joyous occasion bolstered by a general office malaise and often instigated by a henchman who provides a pacifying distraction remedied by the nuturing promise of Tim Horton's coffee and donuts.

i'm really tired and bored, i havnt done dick in an hour.... can we go for a Timmy's Run!!??

by Erik Schrobilgen January 4, 2009

Timmy Lore

Myth and stupidity regarding firearms that Tactical Timmies eat up and spread because they have either an optimistic view of the ATF, or claimed "knowledge" on tactical scenarios. May or may not include phony (or sometimes legitimate) military/LE experience as a source for this lore. Commonly refer to "ATF" as "BATFE" in an attempt to sound smart when ATF calls themselves ATF in every official document.

This is the antonym of "Fudd Lore".

Tactical Timmy: "Don't worry about deregistering that SBR from the NFA, just take the stock off and i'll buy it as a pistol from you."

Normal person: "That is some Timmy Lore shit dude."

Tactical Timmy: "What, ATF said we could do that for traveling so that means we definitely can do that for selling."
Normal Person: "That wouldnt be the first time ATF has a double standard for one thing but not another. I'd rather stay out of pound me in the ass prison, thanks."

by Brando_C September 8, 2018

Turbo Timmy

Nickname for Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner

Turbo Timmy sure does run up the national debt.

by Bullsox1 August 26, 2011

Sneaky Timmy

The pinky that a lover sticks up a partner's anus during intercourse / sex play, normally when insertion is not expected.

She was jerking me off and next thing you know, she slipped me the sneaky timmy.

by CBic February 16, 2010

Pulling a timmy

Sleeping with a married woman with or without permission.

Bro, totally pulling a Timmy tonight.

by Turboedtegy July 1, 2016

timmy todger

A timmy todger is when a young male wakes up with morning glory (erection as you wake up) and decides to wank (masterbate) it off, usually before school starts.

Retard: I had a timmy todger this morning
Normal guy: Fuck off, your weird.

by misster sexy January 7, 2014