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A horrible app where young kids makes themselves too complete fools in front of a camera. Often referred as "The only thing in the world that's worse than death."
Me: You want to play?
Friend: No, I'm going to do TikToks...
Me: #%&!/¤#!
by GentleOnion June 8, 2020
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A spy app for Middle Aged Chinese officials to watch teenagers (specifically normies who get easily targeted)

Don't even start a raid, once you logged in. The Kunchantang (Communist Chinese Party in English) will have access to personal data that is as valuable as a newly discovered tomb on the Eastern Bank of the Nile.

So any Normie reading this, stop. DELETE TIKTOK NOW. OKAY 8TH GRADER
Simp: Hey uh, my 12 year old neice is using TikTok
FBI Agent: Take me to her *unloads Glock*
Simp: Okay, right this way.

*busts in door*
Simp: Omae wa mo shinderiu
Neice: Nani?
FBI Agent: *pew pew*
by Liberal Republican April 8, 2020
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TikTok is where you get cancer.
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TikTok is where you get cancer.
by Biple December 29, 2019
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An app used by teenagers with no life and 9 year old kids who look up to Charli. They usually fake depression and other mental illnesses for clout.
i'm so depressed!!!
ew shut the fuck up tiktok girl kiss my ass
by Your fav boomer May 4, 2021
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A social media platform that is used by 12 year old soyboys and makes you want to reconsider life. Users post videos of themselves doing a chicken dance with chav music in the background and somehow make money for it.
Dude 1: Jesus why is that guy bumming that other guy?
Dude 2: He’s probably a tiktok user
by Snowflakemelter March 16, 2020
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A place that is horribly ridiculed, because of all the "trends", and I have to agree that these trends are trash, and I'm a user of it. There are good channels on TikTok, though. All in all, your watching experience is based off of what you like to watch, not all of it is weird, lame-ass trends.
Person 1: I like TikTok
Person 2: Fuck off with your lame ass trends that are always copied by someone else.
Person 1: not that side of TikTok, dipshit. I'm talking about the fun side of it.
Person 2:oh.
by pp123987 March 4, 2021
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A very funny app that will lift your spirits after a bad day. Only 13+ are allowed on the app so no middle schoolers go viral. TikTok filters their videos to make them better for different age groups. If you enjoy real humor, memes, and just pure funny, this app is for you.
I saw a really funny TikTok the other day.
by RealWisdomHere September 15, 2019
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