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Foreskin Tickler

An obscure kink in which one partner performs articulate maneuvers and/or gestures on an other partner's foreskin with intimacy. Hence, that first partner is now a foreskin tickler.
Allen: So, Luis, how was your night with Carson?
Luis: He's such a foreskin tickler, dude; I woke up the following morning and my wee-wee hood was raw.
by Dangerous Dong Dan 33 May 14, 2019
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chris tucker

One of the four black comedians of the Apocalypse,along with Chris Rock,Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence. They will bring an end to the world by causing people to laugh in incredible amounts. Can be seen in movies Rush Hour 1,2 , Fifth Element , Friday , and so on.
"Rush Hour"

Chris Tucker :"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!"
J.Chan:"Ofcourse i don't!"
by Vladimir Vojvodic April 16, 2006
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Tucker fucker

A microwave oven. Commonly used slang in Australia. A microwave is a great way to ruin food. Need to defrost meat and half cook it at the same time? Need to make pizza soggy? Need to make the inside of the jam doughnut lava? Look no further than the tucker fucker.
Wife: Can you defrost some chicken for dinner before i get home?
Man: Sure, i'll stick it in the microwave
Wife: Don't stick it in the tucker fucker, it'll be like rubber, just leave it in the sink with some hot water.
by fcknbobfrank November 22, 2018
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Tinkerbell

With blonde hair and a huge personality a Tinkerbell sweetest and more caring person, you can imagine. Tinkerbell is a person who brings joy where ever they go. Often time Tinkerbell gets jealous easily and tends to need a lot of attention. Tinkerbells are very loyal even if they don't have the right word to give advice, they are always there for you. They are beautiful inside and out and while people might be scared or freaked out of them at first glance, it is not long till they realize how amazing a Tinkerbell is. She is loud and crazy and sometimes obnoxious but you can't help to love them anyways.
Who is your best friend?
It's Tinkerbell, because she is the best.
by tormented-anguish February 3, 2021
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Lottery Ticket Asshole

Lottery Ticket Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, deciding what scratch-off lottery ticket they will waste their unemployment benefits on. They are convinced that their odds of winning improve, depending on what the scratch-off ticket looks like. Therefore they spend an incredible amount of time debating the issue, pissing off everyone else waiting in line. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will even park their fat ass in front of the line, and scratch off the very ticket which they just purchased. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You will be waiting in line forever. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will leave the store and climb into their Mustang, hence creating the possibility of the dreaded and oh-too-common Lottery Ticket Asshole / Cigarette Asshole / Mustang Asshole combination.
I got caught beinhd Lottery Ticket Asshole today while getting gas and a soda on my way to work. I ended up having to use a sick day because I was 6 hours late.
by mad genius December 5, 2010
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hot ticket

An old fashioned nickname (favorable) to give to someone who impresses you with their sense of humor and personality.
He's fascinating to talk with and had me laughing all the way home, what a hot ticket! (or "..he's such a hot ticket.")
by Gina Dubel April 2, 2005
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ticket

Ticket 1 million dollars.
Yo man I just spent a ticket on this house.
by John Doe March 31, 2005
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