tieing my shoe

A hint one gives to a crush for them to make a move.

Procedure: Girl pretends her shoe is untied. She leads boy into a dark place where she can tie her shoe. She bends over and ties it slowly. She looks up at him and pouts her lips and waits for him to take the hint.

Sometimes some boys don't take the hint. They are losers.

Jessica - "I was tieing my shoe, can't you take a hint?"

Brian - "When normal people tie their shoes it means their shoes are loose, not that they want to makeout hardcore."

by Jes Disaster April 3, 2006

Turing

To fail miserably at the reacharound; to give a limp-wristed heimlich.

He turinged that bowling ball right into the gutter.

by Underpants? October 7, 2003

bad timing

when 3 really, really hot teenage guys have been at the pool for an hour and a half and just as they are leaving, two girls who are about the same age and are probably super models and are even hotter than these guys walk in and take off their outer layers leaving only a bikini covering the two finest looking bodies known to mankind

see above

by foxpack July 2, 2004

tiling

Sucking dick, as these people tend to work on their knees all day.

Dude, I was tiling with three other guys this morning, it was awesome, and there was grout everywhere!

by prat11345 March 24, 2009

Bad timing

Phrase: Usually occurs during cuming when a lady does not release her grip on the cock at its base. Cum cannot spurt out into her pussy because her fingers block the flow. She has the pleasure of feeling the cock pulsate in her hand as it struggles to void the jism, but the male orgasm cannot be its most intense. Total orgasmic pleasure is directly related to the unrestricted flow of cum into and through the cock shaft.

My wife gripped me too long the other night. She had bad timing and held the cum in my body just a little too long before it erupted as a I blew a nut and flooded her pussy. I am going to have to work harder on better timing, but she is often a naughty lover and does not concentrate well when cuming. May be I will have to beg louder.

by neverdone January 20, 2008

tringa

Funny, yet awkward.

Yo, you're a tringa, dude!

by Dontmessaroundyo September 3, 2011

Tringa

Is used as a synonym for the word hoe. tringas are very innocent looking from the outside but they are actually the most devil persons inside. They would be the reason your boyfriend would cheat on you. Never trust them. Also tringas have big expectations but they end up at baustell with ugly ass men.

You are such a tringa.
I wish he wouldnt leave me for that tringa.
Please dont call me a tringa thats such s big insult.

by Rrrraaaaaaaraaa November 1, 2017