Twonk

A twink who gets buff

Person 1: omg have you seen Tyler Oakley lately?
Person 2: omg he’s a total twonk

by Uh it’s me November 29, 2019

thonking

Derivative of 'thinking'. Used to describe two or more intellectuals engaging in sexual activities together.

Did you see that crazy drawing that's been going around of Ayn Rand and Sigmund Freud thonking? I think it broke my brain.

It being Ancient Greece and all, do you think Socrates and Plato ever thonked?

by superfreak2 December 8, 2014

thronking

To indulge in extreme sexual intercourse (A good hard F*cking) but can be used in other contexts see examples

Thronking in one context ( I would love to give her a good hard THRONKING)
Used in another context ( My F*cking head is THRONKING! (Headache))

by Hiredassasin October 18, 2003

twonk

a term used for ex boyfriends who treated their girlfriends like shit. the girlfriend uses twonk as a way of reffering to him and expessing her rage for his dick'ead behaviour.

Megan:i hate my ex, hes such a twonk.
mel: tell me about it. atleast he wasnt as big a twonk as jack. ha

by megan r September 30, 2007

Twonky

The unique human experience of combining the consumption of alcoholic beverages and cocaine with listening to country music. The feeling is quite similar to sober peacock fellatio.

Let’s get twonky this morning. I have an eightball of coke and a bucket of beers. Let’s snort some lines, drink some, and then crank up Eric Church.

by Pokémonprince111 July 21, 2018

thonking

this word was invented when one day a.j. collins was talking with me and amy gleeson on msn. he said he was thonking about something. so i said it should be used as a word for people that are supposedly thinking when we know they really dont think at all.

what was i thinking?!
you werent, you were thonking.

by caitlin September 1, 2004

twonk

Also known as a 'fanny-wank'. Originating around the words twat, woman, and wank. An effective insult if necessary.

'Oi wheres Kelly gone?'
'Shes just avin a quick twonk inth bathroom, she'll be out in five'

by Mac Playboy June 26, 2006