tummy thumper

a penis at full erection (180 degrees +), so that it touches the stomach

I had to bend over to urinate with that tummy thumper I had this morning.

by Ttonkytonk January 28, 2010

turtle thump

unsatisfying coitus with an extremely small penis... so small, in fact, it is sucked up into the man's body like the head of a turtle, nearly making intercourse completely impossible altogether.

Brian: "It's just sad when you please a women and they go crazy. She was begging for another donkey punch."

Kelly: "...more like a turtle thump"

by havwingswillfy April 8, 2010

fart thumper

One who takes penises and rams farts back into anuses

She tried to fart while we was doing it so I used the ol fart thumper

by Amsterado June 4, 2014

Jumper thumper

Is the term given to an over enlargered foreskin which has received prolonged sexual intercourse. This prolonged intercourse creates a thicker more jumper-like foreskin which can also vary in colour e.g red, blue, purple and even Smokey orange

'Dad what's a jumper thumper?' ......... 'ermmm, it's that rabbit of bambi son'

by MattM18 March 6, 2019

cunt thumper

Noun. The cuntiest cunt of all.

Anna’s mom Jackie is an absolute cunt thumper.

by Captblack85 March 16, 2019

Bible Thumper

an ignoramus of the highest order

That bible thumper on the corner wouldnt shut up about how god is the only certainty in this world so i reported him to the cops for disturbing the peace

by buttmusket July 23, 2009

TheImpulseHQ

A game developer from lord of the craft which is a bit of a dick.

You: Help me?

TheImpulseHQ: Lolwut?

by drangob November 27, 2011