tyler peterson

fucking sexy

that Tyler Peterson is so sexy

by hifhgvfb May 24, 2018

lucas peterson

one who is bald and deathly allergic to avacados

shine bright like lucas peterson’s head

by skhfjsjdjsjdj April 8, 2021

Lance peterson

A really hot guy who loves legos and weightlifting to push down the pain.

1:you know who’s hot?
2:definitely Lance Peterson

by Yellownote April 21, 2022

eric peterson

Eric Peterson's are extremely mysterious. They tend to disappear and go M.I.A. for what seems to be forever, just so they can be missed. They will mislead you on purpose just to keep you guessing. And of course, wanting more. They are so sexy that both sexes are attracted to them. They are stalked by crazies on social media and therefore won't reply to your messages hardly ever. Boy! Eric Petersons will get you wanting them down on one knee. Practically salivating as you wait. But, unfortunately, they have huge commitment issues and love playing games as all immature boys do. So if you expect to see a change anytime soon... you're better off planning your own funeral.

"Do you know Eric Peterson?" "No."

by Mrs. I do what I want June 18, 2018

Peterson

Brutally excessive verbosity

With deft use of Petersonism Mr. Shapiro won the argument.

by William Michael Phacawuf September 17, 2018

Peterson Mudhole

Puking in one’s vaginal cavity and using that for lubrication to fuck!

I haven’t done a Peterson mudhole since last Saturday night.

by PetersonPower November 12, 2020

Peterson Punch

To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)

I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.

by anonymous January 8, 2021