mystic flour cookie

one of the beast cookies in a game called cookie run kingdom.

"everything shall return to flour"

"omgg mystic flour cookie ref i love her smm"

by i love shining glitter cookie May 26, 2025

the mystical vortex

Anything which inevitably draws surrounding beings into its heavenly current.

When Allie met Tim she entered into the sublime experience of the mystical vortex

by Digger D Clam August 10, 2022

Wise Mystical Tree

a fucking wise ass mystical tree

shitter: oh hello wise mystical tree

tree: looks at you

by 🤦🏾‍♂️🔫😍 October 9, 2022

mystic

A person or animal that is not mentally stable and very much likes to act like a sore thumb and likes to say racist slangs and many other mean words such as " What's good my Nigg@" even when the bitch ain't black. This endangered species only found in new york city likes to bite straight into a popsicle. Has many long nights of being retarded. Bitch pulls no bitches or hoes. One good reason is that the bitch wipes at least. RIGHT????? If u ever get to meet one of these specimens in person pls dm me (pornhub.com/hotguy/smalldick/nobitches/notgay/likesdick/pokemongo

Shut cho dumbass mystic ass up fucktard

by niggassitonmyballs February 2, 2022

Mystic

The type of people you encounter your whole life: full time whiners. While Mystic players pass most of their time explaining their strengths, Valors and Instincts spend their time showing why Mystic players are as bad as they seem, except for themselves.
Also notably called Blanchies whenever crying about something they didnt like in-game

PERSON A: My gym went down and no one was around, spoofers!

PERSON B: Stop being a Mystic, your gym could have been taken out from another position.

Person A randomnly whines about something

Person B: Aint you being quite a Blanchie...

by GoodMysticDeadMystic July 24, 2018

Dirty Mystic

When someone who goes by Mystic wanted to have something in the Urban Definition for the TikTok trend.

Go to Urban dictionary type the word dirty and then put your name. Either you're legal name or your nickname. Aka. having a Dirty Mystic.

by EsoMystic June 24, 2021

mystic boy

a homosexual man who is in denial of his sexuality. in the closet.

“Dude did you see Brad starring at Chris? He might be a mystic boy.”

by anonymous November 15, 2020