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The B hookup

When you are sitting in a club level at a sporting event, and you know someone who works up there who gets you free food and drinks all night.
Friend #1: Got Rockets tickets tonight?
Friend #2: Sorry can't make it, I have run some errands..
Friend #1: We got The B hookup!
Friend #2: Never mind count me in, I can change my clocks tomorrow!!
by GOB81 March 6, 2009
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Attack of the 50' Hooker

(N.) Best softcore porno ever! (1994 @opyright) Stars "Leena" as the gentle Hooker.
Leena's back in a very BIG way in "Attack of the 50 foot Hooker." Only on Pinnacle Video.
by Unknown June 11, 2006
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The Great Hookup

A band that came from the far reaches of the universe to melt everyone's face off with intergalactic face melting sounds.
a: Did you see that dude with no face.
b: Yeah, i did, he totally saw The Great Hookup last night.
by We Are Hooked Up March 22, 2009
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The Hershey Hookshot

When in large public restrooms extreme trolls will take a deuce in a stall, then make a hefty wipe, and instead of putting the tissue in the toilet, they hookshot it over the wall with hopes it lands in another stall on someone unsuspecting.
Jacob had become fed up with the HR department throwing their weight around. That last meeting was a disaster. Although his hands are tied to take offcial action for now. He decided to go down to their floor and shoot the Hershey Hookshot in the HR bathroom to get even. He didn't care who got it. They were all on his bad side by now.
by Byund December 18, 2020
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Hooked the cables to

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.
Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.
by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020
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hooking the g

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin
by Sampacifica January 15, 2017
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