Gentleman’s Error

The realization that there is no tissue or paper towels to clean the mess after masturbation.

“Man, I got home and beat my dick immediately. Wish I would’ve made sure I had tissue paper for after though.”

“Looks like you made the Gentleman’s Error.”

by Mzigo March 8, 2018

gentleman's sauce

A load of jism artfully applied to any part of a woman.

She sampled my gentleman's sauce and came back for seconds.

I basted her breasts with gentleman's sauce.

by Phuque May 28, 2011

Gentleman's Time

When a man nuts so hard from masturbating, he isn't horny for a certain period of time. In that period of time, he acts 3 times as cooler and pulls tons of bitches, but isn't horny enough to fuck them, so he's fucked.

My friend was stuck in Gentleman's Time, I'm so jealous!

by Woawoawoawoa November 8, 2018

Gentleman GoGo

Lady Gaga's future husband

Gentleman Gogo makes Lady Gaga go Gugu. They are the perfect couple.

by areyoupop com September 22, 2010

Gentleman Sword

From the Hollywood Undead song, "Comin hot" their fancy way of saying dick, is gentleman sword, or man sword.

My gentleman sword is sticking up and is very pointy.

by Chuga chuga chuie June 5, 2016

gentleman sausage

British-English slang for penis and testicles. Dick

Used as a noun in a proper high-society situation, typically among aristocrats. "Why that Gentleman Sausage was distasteful"

by Gunter 909 February 24, 2017

gentlemans relish

male ejaculate

I finished jerkin off and had to clean up all of the gentlemans relish off of the wall

by Chips March 19, 2004