the department of I don't give a fuck

Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.

Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.

He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.

by Shuaman October 12, 2018

The Tortured Poets Department

1.Department with millions of members, poets. and Taylor Swift as the chairman of the Tortured Poets Department.

Can be shortened to "Tortured Poets".

Can also be abbreviated to "TTPD".

2.A double album by Taylor Swift released on April 19th of 2024. the double album being "The Tortured Poets Department" which includes 16 tracks, And "The Tortured Poets Department:The Anthology", which includes an additional 15 tracks.

The Chairman of the Tortured Poets Department: "All's fair in love and poetry, sincerely the chairman of The Tortured Poets Department."

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024

SAI Department

Secret Anomaly Investigation

We contain anomalies and examine them

I am an agent of the SAI Department

by Owner of the SAI July 3, 2021

The Tortured Poets Department

The eleventh studio album that Taylor Swift made. Released April 19th 2024.

Hey, did you here about The Tortured Poets Department?

Yes! It's such a great album.

by SuPeRJaCoBBrOs April 25, 2024

Fire department

A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews and/or personal interests.

Our fire department station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station.

by Firefighter Realist January 21, 2023

King County Police Department

A corrupt police department in king county at Washington state. These guy's get mad at you if you carry a lighter, knife, gun, or spray paint. They can also get mad if you shoplift or fight anyone. It's common for people around here to do that though, and these dummies don't even notice most of the time.

* King County Police Department Pulls up to a Street*
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?

by fuckinOGsnazzle November 9, 2018

Department of Education

Um... Matt? Are you sure you aren't protecting there a little bit? What does the church do again? Spend money to impose an ideological view?

Hym "Yeah... Sure bud... The Department of Education does that... And noooooo other institution... Does that... Also... I can't think of a single one..."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024