Easy zipper

A male slut. A male who is very generous with his favors.

That Jimmy has an easy zipper.

Better use a condom with Bill. He's an EZ Zipper.

by MFComedy February 5, 2019

Zipper Nick

pinching your weiner in your zipper

that chick likes to bust my balls, she's a total zipper nick !

by zipper nickers September 13, 2011

pants zipper

the most annoying fucking thing ever!! can't i just touch your dick without trying to work a complicated metallic mechanism meant for monkeys??

Damn. Your pants zipper is stuck... got any oooiiilllllllll?

by yathiskidrox April 27, 2015

Johnny Zipper

An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.

Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.

Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'

Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'

by NatiHemptress March 3, 2011

Whimpering Zipper

When doughy pantload George Santos wears slacks 4-sizes too small

George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper

by Uncle Joosie July 1, 2023

zipper struggle

When y'all aren't fucking

Example 1:

Nick: "How's the zipper struggle going?"
Matt: "Can't hook anybody on Tinder so it looks like it'll be a long time until I get laid."

Example 2:

Katie: "How are you and Lola doing lately?"
Caleb: "We're in a zipper struggle because I forgot to feed the cat on Monday."

by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020

zipper zucchini

A man’s penis. Also sometimes referred to as a trouser snake.

He unzipped his jeans and out popped a zipper zucchini!

by JRL1998 October 2, 2023