crush pad

A house that has the sole purpose for having girls over and fucking them. Usually crush pads have very minimal furniture and decorations and are located in quiet neighborhoods so as to not draw any attention.

Example 1: Jill knew she was in a crush pad and knew what was about to go down when she went to Steve's house after their first date dinner and there was only a sofa, bed and tv in the bedroom.

Example 2:

Charles: "Hey bro I heard you got a new place how are you settling in."
Dave: Oh bro I'm already done with the place just set my bed up, 2 chairs and a tv. Fridge is full of beer and liquor.
Charles: Sounds like a bad ass crush pad bro.
Dave: No doubt it is.

by Kadoo34 February 9, 2014

The helicopter pad

When you have a big bush, and then cut around your balls and dick but leave the bush around it. You then swing your dick around creating the helicopter pad

Girls have a landing strip but boys have the helicopter pad.

by Pinky98 June 9, 2020

pad mate

Same as cell mate. The person or people you share a cell in, in prison.

"Our new pad mate is a lifer" Said Jon, in a high pitched voice.

by Jimi p August 15, 2006

Beat Pad

1. A pad made to enable people to play DDR in the comfort of their own homes.
2. Any mat put on the ground for the express purpose of masterbating upon. Usually the mat has a target designating the spot to be finished on.
3. A very sticky welcome mat.

The other day I walked in on Robert sitting on the beat pad indian style jerking the turkey.

I walked up to Judy's house, and right in front of the door was a beat pad. I sunk into it like quicksand.

by D-Smoov December 1, 2006

Padded Bra

Also known as false advertising. It's a specially bought bra that is lined with cotton, air pockets, sand, water, or gel to make the boobs perk up and be natural looking. Common around teenaged girls.

Damn! Those are some giant boobs. She must be wearing a padded bra.

by ShelteredAshley November 6, 2002

knee pads

it is absolutely necessary for a girl to wear while sucking dick on her knees, as it will protect her knees and make the experience much more comfortable.

girl: tonight im coming over to suck dat dick
guy: ight make sure you bring da knee pads

by cool guy11111 April 8, 2010

launch pad

When getting a chick from behind, condemless, and about to pull out, one rests his dick on the top of her ass crack and shoots his load into the air. A launch pad is truly successful when the jiz lands in her hair

i didn't want to get alyssa pregnant again so i pulled out and set up a launch pad

by goooooooooch7 November 15, 2009