fluff on the muff

To put it quite simply: vagina pubes
Fluff being the pubes, and muff being a slang term for vagina

"If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough."
-Ali G.

by Johnjacobjingleheimerschimdt April 6, 2010

balloon muff

See gunt. It looks like one has placed a blown balloon down the front there.

Damn, shes got a hell balloon muff.

by 4/20 February 23, 2008

muff mustache

The art of shaving ones pubic hair in a strategic way. The end result being, your pubes resemble a facial mustache. Also known as muff-stache for short.

Yo boots, your muff mustache totally looks like my dads handle bar mustache.

Yo my girlfriend had a total fu-manchu muff-stache.

by Papa Big Luv March 22, 2009

muff shotgun

1) The act of blowing a hit of marijuana into one's vagina.
2) To shotgun a lady's muff.

"Dude, I got blazed with my girlfriend last night and she let me give her a muff shotgun."

by donnathered January 12, 2014

Muff Brain

When you’re being a crazy, stupid, bitch.

Mom: “You didn’t wash the dishes, you can’t go out for the rest of the week.”
Kid: “God mom you’re being such a Muff Brain!”

by Wrinkly old man69 September 12, 2018

muff jockey

Another name for a lesbian - someone who loves and rides the muff.

Person 1 - Wow...check that girl out, she is so fucking fit!...
Person 2 - OMG you're such a muff jockey!

by Haxz May 1, 2019

Ooze Muff

The action of pleasuring ones partner to the point of ultimate leakage or ooze

Im going to Ooze Muff tonight after the club

by OozeMuff February 27, 2020