2 olives short of a martini

A situation where a man's testicles are gone. Said by Uncle Phil to Will in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Season 3, Episode 12.

He got shot down there, so now he's 2 olives short of a martini if you know what I mean.

by TheIndianSavage November 16, 2021

Shot at Love With Andrew Martini

Future show planned for when Tila gets too old for her show.

Person A: Did you watch Shot at Love With Andrew Martini last night?
Person B: No, who got kicked off?
Person A: He kicked off that fat guy Austin, and that weird girl Allison!
Person B: Thank god! That Austin kid was freaking weird!

by AndrewMartini June 24, 2008

Mouthwash Martini

When you put hand sanitizer in your mouth and make out with the person next to you

Hey do you want a mouthwash martini

by Winner9956 January 17, 2022

Martini

A man with a cock larger than usual🤗

His name is martini so he must have a huge cock!

by Tinarr August 7, 2022

Ryan martinie

World's top bassist from band mudvayne and a gym bro

Person 1: wow bro u been going to gym? Cause i looking like Ryan martinie!
I gotta slap some b (ass)
Person 2: thanks bro

by Mudvaynehead June 9, 2022

Cat Martini

This is where you fill martini ingredients into a cat, then grab the cat by the tail and fling it round till it makes a martini.

Please don’t actually do this, not saying you would but some people are dumb.

Mr bond likes his Cat Martini’s flung into the sky, not shaken

by Fedora Stoat September 14, 2019

K Martini

A Special K coke with bourbon

Billy Bob had too many K martinis down at the Grizzly Inn last night and slept with an opossum in the back of his Z71

by JJRedneck May 1, 2025