A condition resulting in a strong, tenacious desire to be as close to rocks, or a rock formation, as humanly possible. Those suffering from being a Liam tend to spend a ridiculous amount of time thinking about, climbing, and/or legitimately wanting to be rocks. Side effects include: continual overuse of bad rock puns, financial devastation from buying Patagonia, and using carabiners in everyday life (ie to hold your keys, etc.).
by cawcawfee September 4, 2018

Liam
The funny one. The goofy one. But occasionally, the serious one. He's the guy that you admire for their liveliness, charisma, and memes. He's always got an opinion about what's being said and will make it clear. The laughing never ends when he's around.
The funny one. The goofy one. But occasionally, the serious one. He's the guy that you admire for their liveliness, charisma, and memes. He's always got an opinion about what's being said and will make it clear. The laughing never ends when he's around.
by Tenshi Bubbles May 9, 2018

A Liam is a sweet, sexy guy who always cares about others before himself. If you are ever lucky enough to meet a Liam, don’t ignore him, try to make a move on him!
Girl 1: OMG! Did you see the new guy?
Girl 2: Yeah! I think he’s a Liam.
Girl 1: Really!?! I’m going to make a move on him.
Girl 2: You better hurry! He’s super hot and you know what happend last time a Liam was here...
Girl 1: Oh yeah... she stole him right in front of me! (growls)
Girl 2: Yeah! (pushes) Now go!
(10 minutes later)
Girl 2: So?!?
Girl 1: Let’s just say... I’m taken!
Both girls: (screams)
Girl 2: Yeah! I think he’s a Liam.
Girl 1: Really!?! I’m going to make a move on him.
Girl 2: You better hurry! He’s super hot and you know what happend last time a Liam was here...
Girl 1: Oh yeah... she stole him right in front of me! (growls)
Girl 2: Yeah! (pushes) Now go!
(10 minutes later)
Girl 2: So?!?
Girl 1: Let’s just say... I’m taken!
Both girls: (screams)
by LexWord91021 May 12, 2018

ginger annoying cunt, no one likes a liam. everyone talks about liam and wants him to leave. if your liams girlfriend you hate every other girl and that’s no lie.
by squigglebum29 June 2, 2020

Liam is the kinda guy you see lost at a carnival and laugh because he has no friends. he plays clash of clans all day and probably jerks off to giants. he sits in a corner and his best friend is probably his mum and his most athletic part of his week is getting of his cheese puff Vegemite stained chair to go to bingo night.
by anuscancer101 May 24, 2019
