cawcawfee's definitions

Liam

A condition resulting in a strong, tenacious desire to be as close to rocks, or a rock formation, as humanly possible. Those suffering from being a Liam tend to spend a ridiculous amount of time thinking about, climbing, and/or legitimately wanting to be rocks. Side effects include: continual overuse of bad rock puns, financial devastation from buying Patagonia, and using carabiners in everyday life (ie to hold your keys, etc.).

I haven't seen my dad since he became a Liam back in '98.

by cawcawfee September 4, 2018