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End of the Internet

1. A place that still doesn't exist.

2. A place that you'll never see the inside of, even if it did exist.
"Have you seen the End of the Internet?"

"No, because it doesn't exist."
by MMP2 June 28, 2009
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defenders of the internets

An elite task force of ytmnders who hack, spam, and harass any sites that steal content from another. The ytmnd DOTIs have many allies, including folks from albino black sheep, 4chan (who, ironically, ytmnd gets most of its content from but notably not stolen), and occasionally a few other sites.

To be a defender of the internet is a great honor, even though any ytmnder can join. The DOTIs have their most power from raiding forums, and, in a few instances, causing them to crash. Often times ytmnders will reward themselves for their good deeds by causing tiny, defenseless, forums to crash for the fun of the hunt.

Most notable Defender of the internets victories include their causing of the ebaumsworld.com forums to collapse, due to excessive posting and account creation. This was an amazing victory all across the internet, for ebaumsworld.com is known for its excessive media stealing.
Another victory was the myspace-ytmnd war, in which the bastards at the Myspace Award Center stole a ytmnd icon and slapped a new name on it, claiming it to be their own. The elite DOTI hack taskforce, thankfully, hacked the side and slapped a big victory banner over the entire screen, in the form of the icon that had been stolen, with "Ytmnd LOL" written over it.

But one thing must be known about the defenders of the internets. If anything is ever stolen, you can call on them to get retribution.
Ebaum stole my video, ill call the defenders of the internets!
by nono yawns December 3, 2007
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The Internet Civil War

The Internet Civil War started with Zoe Quinn when she released Depression Quest on Steam August 11 2014. A few days later shots where fired by her ex boyfriend by reviling that she was receiving positive coverage from a journalist with whom she was in a relationship. That when Quinn declared war on her ex. The group called GamerGate gave help to the ex to stop Quinn forcing her ideology that when The Left went to war with them.
The Left knew The Right might attack so they crossed the neutral Youtube which pissed off Google so Google joined the war to stop The Left from getting any closer to The Right.
By June, The Internet was divided into two parts The Feminist Powers and The Fedora Powers.
By 2015 while the Civil War was going on the elections of 2016 started. When Trump was looked like he was about to win the RNC, The Feminist Powers tried to cause a coup to overthrow the male lead United Nation with Quinn asking the U.N. to create a censorship group to stop 'cyber-bulling'
THANKFULLY THE COUP FAILED THANK GOD
To this day the dying feminist still have a small amount of power in the U.N.
If that wasn't enough The Left attacked Women Against Feminism this pissed off WAF so hard that they went to war with The Left on the spot.
This war is still going and the war seems to be cooling down and the Left looks like they are about to win but if WAF joins the Fedoras the Left will fall
9GAGER : Oh my GOD, THOSE FEMINAZIS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO CENSOR US , BRO!
4CHANER: JUST HANG ON THERE BRO, JUST KEEP YOUR FAITH ON GENERAL DUKE UNIVERSITY , WE WILL TAKE THIS NAZIS OUT OF CHANIA
8CHANER: GUYS THE SAFE SPACE AIR FORCE IS COMING
4CHANER: GET YOU'RE TRIGGER POST READY, LET'S WIN THE INTERNET CIVIL WAR
by The Letter X January 2, 2017
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Break the Internet

What happens when you type "Google" into Google.
I am head of IT and I have it on good authority: if you type "Google" into Google you can break the internet. So please, no-one try it, even for a joke.
by sarcasmasawayoflife August 9, 2016
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Fuck the Internet

Fuck the Internet is an alcoholic beverage consisting of Budweiser beer and Red Bull energy drink.

To mix the drink, drop one standard shot of Red Bull into a glass of Budweiser beer. Immediately chug!
Person 1: "Duuuuuuuuuuude, I can't find any mixed drinks with beer and Red Bull"
Person 2: "Dude, thats bullshit. Fuck the internet"
Person 1: "Good thinking! We'll make the drink up and call it "Fuck the Internet" and add it to UrbanDictionary"
by TheDarkKnight420 January 10, 2012
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rule 86 of the internet

"if it exists,you can play Bad apple on it."" if it can,it can Bad apple"If this thing exists,you can play the song "bad apple" on it.Rule made by @bad.....apple on tik tok.
Person 1:Hey have you heard abt playing bad apple on a pregnancy test bro??
Person 2:rule 86 of the internet bro..
by Urdadlesbianuwu February 20, 2023
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I'm not too sure where this originated, but I haven't ever checked out the picture. Basically there are 2 versions of the "Scariest Picture on the Internet." If you type in "Scariest Picture on the Internet" in Google, look for either the picture of the levitating girl in a black dress that looks kinda 3D-ish or a sketch of a girl with brown hair.

Backstory for Brown Hair sketch:

The sketch is believed to be a self portrait of a young Japanese woman, who supposedly sketched herself before scanning the sketch and posting it onto the internet. The origin of the picture is currently unknown, but I have contacted the creator of the youtube video and have asked for the information required to properly and efficiently analyse the sketch.

If you stare at the picture for an amount of time, it is said that the sketch can be seen moving. Some people have reported seeing her eyes moving, even changing colour. Others have reported seeing her chest moving up and down as though she was inhaling and exhaling. All of these are due to the fact that the sketch is said to be cursed, as the woman commited suicide only a short amount of time after drawing it.
Me: I am a chickenshit and I ain't about to look at Scariest Picture on The Internet.
by Dumshickle August 17, 2011
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