Séries fodas que merecm todos o reconhecimento do mundo e te deixam com depressão.
Esperando até hoje a Netflix pagar minha terapia
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by LysBadpedrettu November 6, 2020
When you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax.
Tracy and I sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal sex became a Haunted Hayride. Now I hire escorts to throw cats on me while I masturbate.
by JJ Jr Shabadoo October 15, 2015
When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.
After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
Haunting the Church:
Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."
Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."
Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."
Bro 2: "Spooky..."
Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."
Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."
Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."
Bro 2: "Spooky..."
by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 7, 2021
Mid 20th-century British slang for a television set. (from an era when they resembled huge wooden boxes with a big glass front)
by NTxHJ December 21, 2016
Taken from @supremedreams_1 (all credit given) it is used in a situation where you are being forced to go to or visit an undesirable place and literally have nothing else to say
Nurideen: bro let's go gets some mcnuggets
Bazi: no dude McDonald's is disgusting
Nurideen: bro I took you to dubai we have to go
Bazi: got me goin in this haunted house rn
Bazi: no dude McDonald's is disgusting
Nurideen: bro I took you to dubai we have to go
Bazi: got me goin in this haunted house rn
by nurfuckingtrap April 7, 2019