an incredibly small penis
becky: oh my god, i was about to have sex with dan until he pulled out his one inch destroyer. that totally killed it!
by honky 3000 October 14, 2015
Get the one inch destroyermug. A butt plug used to simulate anal sex that is used while one is pleasuring themselves. Usually equipped with LED lights for aesthetics and a fidget spinner on the end for the person in the back during doggy style.
Bro, did u use the ass destroyer 9000 while fucking ur girl last night? The fidget spinner is so fun to play with!!!
by goat daddy March 19, 2021
Get the ass destroyer 9000mug. A small turd that seems harmless but creates a one in a million backsplash and sends a drop of water right up your ass that causes your nervous system to essentially implode
Everything seemed to be going like clockwork during my after lunch stall one meeting when a Death Star destroyer had me gipping the Handi-rails like grim death
by Thor Woofenstein June 14, 2009
Get the Death Star destroyermug. by BlackSalamii August 8, 2016
Get the dark destroyermug. A planet destroyer is when you sit your ass down on the face of a passed out or sleeping victim and rub your shithole down the length of their nose leaving a nice bacon strip of fecal matter. When they wake up all they will be able to smell is shit.
My mom wasn't making the money like she used to, so her pimp gave her a planet destroyer while she was conked out on a heroine trip.
by wrinklestar rob April 8, 2011
Get the planet destroyermug. Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.
by Michael February 13, 2005
Get the Zelnar Destroyer of Dreamsmug. its when u and baby girl are chilling in the back of the bus. and the bus is low on fuel, you whip out your 4 inch destroyer and fuck baby girl when you cum you have to cum in a cup. Then you pour your cum in the fuel tank. then you suck up fuel and put fuel in baby girl and then you put the bus on baby girl then you use her as the bus. you use her weave as the steering wheel then give her anal to accelerate. to come to a complete stop stick ur finger in her mouth she will stop and suck you finger, Then you have successfully done 4 inch destroyer.
by 4 inch destroyer October 25, 2016
Get the 4 inch destroyermug.