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busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job
"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
by Frainslug November 5, 2005
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like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.
"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."
by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009
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Hoggins Contest

When a group a guys have a contest to see who can bang the biggest chick of the night.
Dude im fuckered up lets have a hoggins contest.
by Scrilla757 September 8, 2011
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The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest

The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest was great!
by HaMufin December 29, 2021
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Hugging Contest

When two guys don't know how to fight, and they're just holding each other and kinda slapping occasionally.
"These bitches don't know how to throw a punch..."

"Mane, they have a hugging contest."
by nealestrigga January 20, 2025
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
by UHIT October 21, 2022
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Dirty Dick Down contest

For a man to have sex with as many woman as possible without cleaning his penis. The point is to see how many woman he can get to perform oral sex on him until one refuses to perform due to the smell
I made it to 7 woman in the Dirty Dick Down contest
by moochzigg March 10, 2020
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