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Backwards Chameleon Tongue

When you sling your ballsack back between your legs and dunk your balls into your anus
Emeric: Have you ever done a backwards chameleon tongue?

Daryl: No, I hate shit on my balls.
Zane: My balls lack the dexterity.
by Candice Reema September 24, 2022
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Chameleon

A person who acts different around different people.
Omg! Stacey is such a Chameleon. She was coming around me and my boyfriend and she was acting all stupid and like she needed help with everything.
by Clarshep_10 December 30, 2020
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Chameleon

A weak opportunist person who defies their true self in order to fit in.
View chameleon changed her name to sound more accepting amongst her fake coworkers and defied her true bigot self.
by Chippy Chief September 22, 2022
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Chameleon

A derogatary term for someone who keeps dying their hair different colours
"Rachael is such a chameleon with a new damn hair colour everytime I see her!"
by Ekker October 3, 2023
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Penis Chameleon

A woman who starts dating a man and instantly adopts all his favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also vagina chameleon.
That penis chameleon had no interest in death metal until she started dating that drummer, now it's all she talks about.
by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018
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Chameleon Line

Take 2:
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."

-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
by El whisperer February 12, 2013
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chameleon ceiling

ceilings tiles that are lights that change with the beat. they make animated gif disco parties happen. they are tight as hell.
"nobody even knows I have a chameleon ceiling cause I keep it set to dull black."
by ceilingsbro1 March 15, 2014
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