A light snow with little to no accumulation that causes irrational panic and the near-total shutdown of municipal infrastructure (including closing schools). Tennessee Blizzards often result in grocery stores completely selling out of milk and bread, and can result in death, destruction, brush-fires, and binge-drinking.
The forecast is calling for 0.00027 inches of snow. We'd better get to the grocery store and buy 47 loaves of bread and 12 gallons of milk... it's going to be a Tennessee Blizzard.
by Teabagus Maximus February 8, 2020
Get the tennessee blizzardmug. by UnicornQuweef July 11, 2014
Get the Sticky Blizzardmug. by MsQtPie83 February 24, 2007
Get the Virginian Blizzardmug. Ann: I'm pregnant!
Sue: When are you due?
Ann: Sometime in November.
Sue: Oh... must be a blizzard baby!
Jim: Me & Ann had sex every night when we were snowed in.
Bob: Dude, you guys are gonna have a blizzard baby.
Sue: When are you due?
Ann: Sometime in November.
Sue: Oh... must be a blizzard baby!
Jim: Me & Ann had sex every night when we were snowed in.
Bob: Dude, you guys are gonna have a blizzard baby.
by shanut February 9, 2010
Get the blizzard babymug. The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.
by JohnBohnny December 23, 2010
Get the jizzy blizzardmug. When you give a hand job with snow.
Example
Guy: give me a handy
Girl: with what? You want it dry?
Guy: No, grab some damn snow
Buffalo Blizzard!
Because western ny is covered in snow!
Example
Guy: give me a handy
Girl: with what? You want it dry?
Guy: No, grab some damn snow
Buffalo Blizzard!
Because western ny is covered in snow!
by ChrissyZz December 19, 2010
Get the buffalo blizzardmug. by Hank's Wife July 24, 2008
Get the Shrimp blizzardmug.