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Texas barbecue

Basically, a Texas barbecue is when a bunch of rednecks get together and have an orgy.

Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Mommy, where are you and Daddy going?
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors

Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
by Thatbitchwhosomehowisoffensive September 26, 2020
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your barbecue boy

if you hear this like jus know your bouta get cooked
dude 1: Your hairline is so deformed

dude 2: Dont let me get on your ass, your barbecue boy
by BBBC HANDLER May 5, 2025
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Barbecue wizard

Drinking challenge.
You drink your first can, then duck tape a new one ontop, repeat this process till your staff is one can heigher that you.
Rules: if you wander more than an arms distance away from your staff you have to untape it down it and attach a new one on. If you spill a single drop you have to untape it down it attach a new one and do a shot.
This challange is played over a barbecue.
When you complete your staff you have become the wizard.
We where doing the barbecue wizard last saturday and i was spilling the drink for the fun of it.
by Step lupid June 11, 2023
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Barbecue Boy

A person with a big penis (if they're named Luke or Max they don't have a big penis).
by anonymous April 29, 2022
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Barbecue Fuckboi Party

"A party with a lot of rich-ass fuckbois with their 6 gfs"
#Look at that barbecue fuckboi party!!!! their 6 gfs gotta suck their dick's"
by mATO32dx January 2, 2018
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Footscray barbecue

A method of conflict resolution in neighbourhood disputes, whereby the party who believes that they have been wronged over a minor misdemeanour, places a bag of dog faeces in the offending neighbour's mailbox, douses them with a half a cup of metho / 2 stroke fuel etc and sets them on fire.
(Relating to Footscray, a particularly rough / working class suburb in Melbourne, Australia.)
"Man! Kylie Minogue was so pissed, she went over to the other side of Ramsay Street and gave Jason Donovan a Footscray barbecue!"
by Fangz-bedangz May 12, 2024
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barbecue watermelon jizz

barbecue watermelon jizz is the term for brollic black guys jizzing on white men/women
Dylan:Hey jamal, what are you doing?
Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger
by BWJpriest June 6, 2024
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